Call me Snake

I am the one who can be found in dingy bars, under train tracks, and on other people's couches. I am the one who reads in the corner and gets irritated when people misquote Shakespeare.

lambs-bee:

Squash hat! #birthday

Abosutely perfect

lambs-bee:

Squash hat! #birthday

Abosutely perfect

anarchistlovesongs:

perksofahunter:

Why is it men always want to turn the extra room into a man-cave? 

Screw you I’m turning that room into a lady cave. I’m going to go in there and read romance novels, crochet, preform witchcraft, scrap book, pet a cat, worship satan, and complain to my friends that you’re not satisfying me sexually. You can go fuck yourself. 

This post haunts me.

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khawlabentalazwaar:

gothamcityballet:

deafmuslimpunx:

exquisitedialectics:

takealookatyourlife:

Aiya Van Kooten everyone

When Aiya Van Kooten stood face-to-face with a burglar in her bedroom, her left eye twitched, then she went into “predator mode”.
“I screamed at him… jumped off my chair, leaped over my bed and sprinted after him down the stairs,” she said.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/8626910/Predator-mode-scares-off-burglars

This is the best story of my life

“Although she was the only one home, Van Kooten said she had no regard for her safety - instead, she said she was just overwhelmed with “rage“….. ummmmm Hero!!! 

Haha, badass Muslim woman. Love it!!!

This lady is so awesome. She lives with her grandma and was studying and had a towel on her head and no shoes but she chased them out of her garden, kicked one up the arse as he climbed a fence, they dropped a camera and laptop, she flagged down a passing driver to help her continue the pursuit, and it turned out he was ex-military, and they finally caught one of them in a park and pinned him as the police arrived. Now she’s going to visit the burglar in prison for the next few months to help with his rehabilitation.
So in summary:
This lady doesn’t just defend her home and loved ones, she will hunt you down, team up with other skilled individuals, get you put away, and then teach you the consequences of your actions until you’re a valuable member of society once more.
Seriously she’s a frigging superhero.

literal hero

khawlabentalazwaar:

gothamcityballet:

deafmuslimpunx:

exquisitedialectics:

takealookatyourlife:

Aiya Van Kooten everyone

When Aiya Van Kooten stood face-to-face with a burglar in her bedroom, her left eye twitched, then she went into “predator mode”.

“I screamed at him… jumped off my chair, leaped over my bed and sprinted after him down the stairs,” she said.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/8626910/Predator-mode-scares-off-burglars

This is the best story of my life

Although she was the only one home, Van Kooten said she had no regard for her safety - instead, she said she was just overwhelmed with “rage“….. ummmmm Hero!!! 

Haha, badass Muslim woman. Love it!!!

This lady is so awesome. She lives with her grandma and was studying and had a towel on her head and no shoes but she chased them out of her garden, kicked one up the arse as he climbed a fence, they dropped a camera and laptop, she flagged down a passing driver to help her continue the pursuit, and it turned out he was ex-military, and they finally caught one of them in a park and pinned him as the police arrived. Now she’s going to visit the burglar in prison for the next few months to help with his rehabilitation.

So in summary:

This lady doesn’t just defend her home and loved ones, she will hunt you down, team up with other skilled individuals, get you put away, and then teach you the consequences of your actions until you’re a valuable member of society once more.

Seriously she’s a frigging superhero.

literal hero

(Source: takealookatyourlife, via vocal-eyes)

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skyturtlebotch:

The last battle by elbardo

When the guns have all been fired, and the ammunition’s gone,and the corpses lie in bloody pools to wait the break of dawn,there will be no mound of earth left which to raise your flag upon -when the guns have all been fired and the ammunition’s gone.When the bombs have all been dropped, and the cities all are dust,and the earth has just been ravaged by the rich man’s power lust,there will be no government left in which to place your trust -when the bombs have all been dropped and the cities all are dust.When the mines have all been tripped, and the people all have died,and the mothers all are dead, lying in the tears they cried,there will be no one to take the blame, no punishment applied -when the mines have all been tripped and the people all have died.When the wars are finally over, and the damage has been done,and the mushroom cloud has darkened out the lifeblood of the sun,there will be no fucking countries, there will be no fucking one -when the wars are finally over and the damage has been done.~ Meisce, "When the guns have all been fired" [My favorite anti-war song. It’s celtic punk, halfway between Flogging Molly and the Dropkick Murphys, and the fiddle is ON FIRE. Headbang away.]

char-portraits:

skyturtlebotch:

The last battle by elbardo

When the guns have all been fired, and the ammunition’s gone,
and the corpses lie in bloody pools to wait the break of dawn,
there will be no mound of earth left which to raise your flag upon -
when the guns have all been fired and the ammunition’s gone.

When the bombs have all been dropped, and the cities all are dust,
and the earth has just been ravaged by the rich man’s power lust,
there will be no government left in which to place your trust -
when the bombs have all been dropped and the cities all are dust.

When the mines have all been tripped, and the people all have died,
and the mothers all are dead, lying in the tears they cried,
there will be no one to take the blame, no punishment applied -
when the mines have all been tripped and the people all have died.

When the wars are finally over, and the damage has been done,
and the mushroom cloud has darkened out the lifeblood of the sun,
there will be no fucking countries, there will be no fucking one -
when the wars are finally over and the damage has been done.

~ Meisce, "When the guns have all been fired"

[My favorite anti-war song. It’s celtic punk, halfway between Flogging Molly and the Dropkick Murphys, and the fiddle is ON FIRE. Headbang away.]

avatar-dacia:

badmoonraisin:

I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good

but

I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line

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Attention, followers: you now know how to write “nice ass” in hieroglyphics.

(via carnivalsofsilverfish)

birchsoda:

fandomsandfeminism:

doctor-no-boyfriend:

Feminism had a noble cause for equality until it became a hate movement .

People have been accusing feminism of being a hate movement since women started trying to get the right to vote. 

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YUP! Remember this when people say feminism has gone too far! Because treating women as full human beings has always been seen as “going too far”.

(via lambs-bee)

bakerstreetbabes:

221books:

My amazing friend frenchiea bought me this book. It’s a bunch of the original Sidney Paget illustrations from the Sherlock Holmes canon, but taken completely out of context and given new captions. 

I’m laughing so hard I’m crying. 

this sounds like a book worth owning :)

(via blautraum)

geekycrap:

this is my favourite vine ever and I will never get tired of it

(Source: weloveshortvideos, via blautraum)