Call me Snake

I am the one who can be found in dingy bars, under train tracks, and on other people's couches. I am the one who reads in the corner and gets irritated when people misquote Shakespeare.

Harper Lee

literarystarbucks:

Harper Lee goes up to the counter and orders a grande cappuccino. She thinks it tastes great, and the other people in the shop seem to agree, so she never orders another drink again.

(via lambs-bee)

Eylim - Frank Mills

October 21rst: Frank Mills, from the musical Hair, 

bibliophile1887:

Dear Dad … Again

"I becha I could walk into that mess tent, order lunch, stark naked, nobody would pay any attention to me."
"Are you crazy?"
"I becha fifty bucks."

(via mash-memories)

g1138:

"How do i draw girls that are stonk but also cute? - Chronicle of a man who tried and failed" That’s the name of a book i’m working on

I don’t know what stonk means, but I can assure you that this orc lady is very cute. She also looks like she might kill me if I pointed it out, though.

g1138:

"How do i draw girls that are stonk but also cute? - Chronicle of a man who tried and failed" 

That’s the name of a book i’m working on

I don’t know what stonk means, but I can assure you that this orc lady is very cute. She also looks like she might kill me if I pointed it out, though.

(via curvesandtusks)


Dragons, as we all know, are a highly sexually dimorphic species. Males become large lizardlike creatures, dedicated to acquiring hoards with which to attract potential mates. Female dragons, on the other hand, resemble pearly-skinned humans for much of their lifespan, the better to study the arts of gem appraisal, jewelsmithing, and flea-market antiquing, so that they can assess the value of a male’s hoard down to the last penny and shop between potential mates. (Many of the original legends of draconic interest in virgins may actually be tales of female dragons in the juvenile stage scouting out a male’s hoard.) Upon deciding on a male, the female undergoes a chysalis stage, whereupon, like butterflies, they emerge winged and extremely hungry. Male dragons who plan ahead will stock several sides of beef to forestall this, or else may find themselves backed into a corner of the hoard trying to fend off a ravenous female and uttering such useless lines as “Honey, can’t we talk about this?”  - Ursula Vernon

amomentoftime:

I laughed

(Source: residentgoodgirl, via fat-faery)

Eylim - The Vampire

well, it’s late at night and I feel like singing, and I will post it even though you can kinda tell that I have a cold. I think I will make this a regular thing

October 20th: The Vampire, written by Buffy Sainte Marie

(well technically it is the 21rst. Shhhh)

kyssthis16:

christel-thoughts:

cleophatrajones:

heretherebefandom:

viciousilicious:

A few highlights from what has been called one of the worst interviews in recent history.

Good lord.

A Faux News classic

Her name is Lauren Green and he is Dr. Reza Aslan.

Dr. Aslan really be snatching wigs. Just left and right.

I went and looked it up on YouTube, and about 10 seconds in he just starts talking really    slowly    and clearly   as if he’s talking to a small child and it is glorious

(via blautraum)

sometimes I look through old photos and think “whoah, I have way too many pictures of myself wearing items of clothing stolen from members of the clergy”

fun fact: once I wore a black clerical shirt (without the collar, but priests can tell because of the buttons or something) to the bar and my archdeacon friend looked at it and said, “Hey! Did you steal that from my closet?” 

I hadn’t. I’d stolen it from a different priest.

(I gave it back eventually though)

lohelim:

winterthirst:

sabacc:

Steve Rogers did, in fact, realize that something was off when he saw the outline of the woman’s odd bra (a push-up bra, he would later learn), but being an officer and a gentleman, he said that it was the game that gave the future away.

 (via)

No, see, this scene is just amazing. The costume department deserves so many kudos for this, it’s unreal, especially given the fact that they pulled off Peggy pretty much flawlessly.

1) Her hair is completely wrong for the 40’s. No professional/working woman  would have her hair loose like that. Since they’re trying to pass this off as a military hospital, Steve would know that she would at least have her hair carefully pulled back, if maybe not in the elaborate coiffures that would have been popular.

2) Her tie? Too wide, too long. That’s a man’s tie, not a woman’s. They did, however, get the knot correct as far as I can see - that looks like a Windsor.

3) That. Bra. There is so much clashing between that bra and what Steve would expect (remember, he worked with a bunch of women for a long time) that it has to be intentional. She’s wearing a foam cup, which would have been unheard of back then. It’s also an exceptionally old or ill-fitting bra - why else can you see the tops of the cups? No woman would have been caught dead with misbehaving lingerie like that back then, and the soft satin cups of 40’s lingerie made it nearly impossible anyway. Her breasts are also sitting at a much lower angle than would be acceptable in the 40’s.

Look at his eyes. He knows by the time he gets to her hair that something is very, very wrong.

(via blautraum)