Call me Snake

I am the one who can be found in dingy bars, under train tracks, and on other people's couches. I am the one who reads in the corner and gets irritated when people misquote Shakespeare.

sorexvagrans:

I thought my life was complete … until I saw this video.

Now I can die in peace.

Harry Potter in AU!Ancient Asia: Hogwarts founders in India

(via lambs-bee)

loveandddrevenge:

siplovesnectar:

*drools

I am in love

(Source: sabsabmomsen, via facesucker)

So I’m at the pub and it’s open mic night, and there’s this girl sitting next to me at the bar, so I lean over and say “Are you planning on singing anything tonight?” And she says, “No. I play the saxophone but I don’t have it with me.” And I say “Maybe you should bring it next time. It would make a nice change from all the boring guitar songs.” And she says, “Well I’d need someone to sing while I play” and I say “I’d volunteer but I don’t know you that well” and she introduces herself and tells me to add her on Facebook and long story short I think I accidentally started a band.

I feel like an Alpha in one of those Alpha/Beta/Omega fanfictions.

Like, on Thursday night I got drunk and made out with a guy and gave him this mega hickey. It’s six days later and he still has marks on his neck like hell yeah, he’s mine now. I’ve marked my property.

proteesiukkonen:

I Am a Bride

A short comic inspired by Finnish werewolf folklore in which it is many times the wedding couple and/or the entire wedding party that is bewitched to turn into wolves by a resentful guest or family member.

(via ursulavernon)

notbecauseofvictories:

The Rebel Alliance is too well equipped, they’re more dangerous than you realize.

everyone is a lady au — requested by anonymous

turkeyvulturegirl said: Hey!

musadellamusica:

Hello there!

1. First impression: You’re very passionate about things! I love seeing enthusiastic people.

2. Truth is: You’re cute, no take backs! Also I never knew how scary/cool vultures were before I followed you.

3. How likely is it that u could convince me to do a crime: I’m not sure. I’d probably just watch you from the bushes and hope you didn’t get caught >:D

4. Have you ever made me laugh: Some of the stuff you post is pretty funny :D

5. Best feature: You have a really nice, genuine smile.

6. What animal do u remind me of: One of those cute lil snow ferrets. Idk, they’re cute and you’re cute.

7. Recommend u a book/movie: Perfume by Patrick Suskin. I’m not sure if you’d like that sort of thing, but maybe! It has a movie too so two for one.

8. If i could take u to a place on earth it would be: I want to say Italy as a generic me response because Italy, but I’m not really sure! 

Send me a ‘hey’ and I’ll do this!

This makes me happy! Thank you!